Nerd Tacos

1. My pedegg. They make my feet not disgusting! In fact, my feet are pretty smooth and stuff. There was nothing left for humans to invent….until the pedegg came along. That’s it, we’re done as a species. Time to die out because we’ve grown past our evolutionary basis. There’s nothing left for us to do.

2. The Walking Dead and Sherlock. It’s as if the god of television took a 10 year break, and just gave us his nasty taco bell turds (reality tv), then came back in full force with awesome tv shows, but just to mention 2, being Sherlock and walking dead.

3. Gothom City Imposters. The controls of Call of Duty, with the weapon schemes of Team Fortress 2. Fucking genius.

4. Audiobooks. I like books, but I also like to multitask. Also my attention span is pretty small. ALSO, some audiobooks are better than the actual book itself. For instance, Will Grayson, Will Grayson. You get to hear both perspectives of both Will Graysons, and Tiny Cooper’s music comes to life 100% more than it does on pages. If I was gonna suggest any audiobook, it’d be that one.