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That person
you used to think was awesome, then you want nothing more than to punch their stupid face and push them in front of a bus.
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In honor of John Green's new novel
I shall be making “The Hectic Glow” album covers.
Would it be more devastating to be born without...
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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are...
– Julius Caesar
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Anonymous asked: If I look up the tag "Sucker Punch", I'm looking for quality photos or gifs to reblog... not douchebaggery. For future reference, never tag hate. It makes you a life ruiner.
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Sucker punch
was amazingly horrible. Made no sense, was corny as shit, just made me really dissapointed in zach snyder. He should keep to directing, never write again.
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And now, a moment of sarcasm.
No Mr. neighbor from across the street, it’s totally cool if you speed your noisey ATV drunkenly up and down the street. The entire neighborhood would like to thank you for making it impossible to sleep at 2 am. We understand that you’re trying to impress that skank/sister of yours so you can get some drunken incest love. Us non-inbreds are not worthy of sleep. Keep being the best...
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Man kidnaps woman, posts everything on facebook →
Some ghetto ass cholo took this girl hostage and then posted everything on facebook.
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Just finished reading the Catcher in the Rye
and I loved it. It’s just about a guy who lost the innocence of childhood when his brother died, and now is desperately trying to keep everything else innocent. He hates change, and is living his life in the past. Also, his sister Phoebe and him are amazing. She’s still innocent and he wants to keep it that way, he wants to catch her when she falls from the hill. Holden is the catcher...
Son: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: You came from your mother.
Son: Then where did SHE come from?
Father: From the very depths of hell itself!!!
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software...
Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.”
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